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Say It Ain’t So, Joe (6/25 Impact Recap)

Impact opens with a recap of Slammiversary when Beer Money won the Tag Team Championship, Suicide and Angelina Love retained their titles, and Kurt Angle won the TNA World Championship with help from Samoa Joe, who said he has joined the family.

The Impact intro hits and we are welcomed to this week’s show and Mike Tenay says he wants answers from Samoa Joe. We then head intro the first match of the night.

Match 1: Brutus Magnus vs. Brother Ray (NYC Street Fight)
Brother Ray jumps Magnus on the entrance ramp and dumps him into the crowd. Magnus rakes Ray’s eyes and is able to turn things around until Ray sends him into the bleacher wall.

The fight makes its way into the ring and Ray brings in a table. Ray sets it up as Rob Terry, Doug Williams, Kiyoshi and Sheik Abdul Bashir come down and take Ray down. Devon comes in with a chair and hits Rob Terry and clears the ring. Team 3D then 3D’s Kiyoshi through the table as Andrew Thomas tosses this match out.

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Posted by: starman on 6.25.2009 at 11:52 PM | Permalink

Slammiversary Preview & Predictions

TNA is celebrating seven years as a promotion by heading to the Palace of Auburn Hills for the annual Slammiversary pay-per-view. As is the tradition with Slammiversary, the event will be headlined by a King of the Mountain match for the TNA World Championship. A second KotM match will also take place for the X Division Title along with five additional matches on the card.

- Mick Foley vs. Jeff Jarrett vs. AJ Styles vs. Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle (King of the Mountain match for the TNA World Championship)
- Team 3D vs. Beer Money, Inc. (TNA Tag Team Championship)
- Suicide vs. Jay Lethal vs. Consequences Creed vs. Alex Shelley vs. Chris Sabin (King of the Mountain match for the X Division Championship)
- Angelina Love vs. Tara (TNA Knockout Championship)
- Matt Morgan vs. Sting
- Raven & Daffney vs. Abyss & Taylor Wilde (Monsters Ball Mixed Tag Team match)
- Daniels vs. Shane Douglas

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Posted by: starman on 6.20.2009 at 2:24 PM | Permalink

Welcome Back, Jeffrey!!! (6/18 Impact Recap)

Impact opens with highlights from last week’s Impact where Jeff Jarrett was suspended and Kurt Angle defeated Sting to advance to the King of the Mountain match with a little help from Matt Morgan. What will Mick Foley have in store for tonight as we head into Slammiversary?

The Impact intro hits and we are welcomed to tonight’s show and see that the ring is filled with balloons and streamers as Mick Foley’s music hits. Foley comes down to the ring with Earl Hebner, his personal security and a clown with more balloons. Foley says that he has found his smile once again and informs the fans that Earl Heber will be fine after suffering the attack from Jeff Jarrett.

Mick Foley then calls AJ Styles, Samoa Joe, Kurt Angle and the guest of honor, Jeff Jarrett, to the ring. Some confetti starts to fly as Foley announces that Samoa Joe and AJ Styles will team up to face Kurt Angle and Sting in a three way tag team dance. The other team will consist of Jeff Jarrett and Mick Foley. Samoa Joe doesn’t want to wait, though, for the match tonight and clocks Angle and has to be pulled of by security.

We head to the back where Jeremy Borash is with Daffney, Dr. Stevie and Raven. Daffney says she is going to be in a match made in hell against Angelina Love, Taylor Wilde and Awesome Kong. JB says that Angelina is scheduled to be Daffney’s partner to which she says her only partner is Raven. As far as Raven goes, he says he can sense Abyss in the building and says that Abyss should prepare a tombstone for both of them since they will need them after their Monsters Ball match.

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Posted by: starman on 6.18.2009 at 10:45 PM | Permalink

Foley Fires Up Founder (6/11 Impact Recap)

A video package opens that hypes the upcoming King of the Mountain qualifying match between Sting and Kurt Angle. Only one member of the Main Event Mafia will advance to the King of the Mountain match and we will find out who it is tonight on Impact.

The Impact intro hits and the pyro goes off as we are welcomed to tonight’s show that will feature Samoa Joe against Booker T & Scott Steiner in a Nation of Violence First Blood match and the marquee King of the Mountain qualifier between Sting and Kurt Angle.

Mick Foley’s music hits as the TNA Champion comes down to the ring with his personal security. Foley gets on the microphone and says that Jeff Jarrett has taken away his smile and calls Jarrett out so he can make a hard decision. Jarrett comes out to the ring and Foley brings up that he assaulted a respected referee in Earl Hebner and Foley fines and suspends Jarrett from TNA.

Jarrett says Foley’s comedy act is done as starts to leave the ring but is stopped by Foley who says that he is not performing a comedy act. Foley says that Jarrett has crossed the line and gives Jarrett the option of doing it the easy way or the hard way, but either way he will be removed from TNA. Jarrett chooses the hard way and Foley’s security begins to beat him down as Foley slides in a chair. Jarrett begins to fight back, though, and cracks both Rocco and Sal over the head with the chair.

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Posted by: starman on 6.11.2009 at 11:16 PM | Permalink

Nightmare at the Asylum (5/14 Impact Recap)

Impact opens with a video package about what one is willing to sacrifice to get a shot at the TNA World Championship. Kurt Angle and Sting have put up a sacrifice and only one spot remains for someone to step up to the challenge.

The Impact intro hits as we are welcomed to this week’s show as Mike Tenay wonders if the Motorcity Machine Guns will be able to deliver on their promise to unmask Suicide and how Mick Foley will try to retain control on the way to his first title defense at Sacrifice. Speaking of Foley, his music hits as he comes down to the ring.

Mick Foley informs the fans that Jeff Jarrett will not be a part of Impact tonight. Foley says he feels partially responsible for it and says that an incident took place in Nashville and Foley has a DVD of said incident in his possession. Foley tells the fans that they have earned the right to see what is on the DVD and portions of it will be shown throughout the night. Foley then says on May 24th he will be focused on the TNA Championship, but tonight his thoughts will be on Jeff Jarrett.

We head to the back where Jeremy Borash is with the Main Event Mafia sans Kurt Angle, who is making a movie in Hollywood. Steiner says that Angle left him charge and he is going to take care of business. Nash brings up that Jenna Morasca has informed him that she will back them financially under the stipulation that Sharmell is removed from the group. Booker and Nash get into an argument as Steiner says he will take of the domestic problem.

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Posted by: starman on 5.14.2009 at 11:50 PM | Permalink

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