Run!
Posted by: Charlie B on Wednesday, October 22 at 6:24 PM | Comments (0) | Permalink
Long time, no posty.
Something I really hate is when you get some rich kid little twat who has a 7 string guitar that doesn't play anything above the bottom string. The one fingered wonders. Just because KoRn(holes) did it doesn't mean it was a good idea. Just because you wanna impress the undeveloped girlies in your 9 grade civics class doesn't mean you should pretend to be a musician. You wanna impress those girls? Learn to actually play a guitar beyond the top 5 frets of the bottom string and write some songs that don't sound like a blatant deaf-tones rip off (why anybody would want to rip off that crap is beyond me). You don't even have to be some super music theory genius, just learn a few scales and practice with a metronome and you may (well maybe not, but I digress) surprise yourself. And while your at it, shave off those hideously retarded looking dreadlocks that you got done at your mom's salon and grow some real hair like a respectable rocker. You regurgitated cum-bubbles suck and the only people in your bands that ever have any modicum of talent are the drummers. They generally do a half-decent job of hiding your non-talent. In fact, hey you drummers, instead of wasting your time with those douchebags, come talk to me, I got some real shit for you get in on.
Posted by: Charlie B on Sunday, July 20 at 11:43 AM | Comments (9) | Permalink
My Pledge of Allegiance
I pledge allegiance to my cock
the one attached to the front of me.
And to the pussy
that makes it stand.
Multiple orgasms,
Under the sheets,
with afterglows
and cigarettes for all.
Amen
Posted by: Charlie B on Thursday, May 29 at 3:34 AM | Comments (7) | Permalink
Political stuff
We need more "Girls Gone Wild" ads and less political ads. Kill your TV.
Posted by: Charlie B on Monday, May 19 at 11:56 PM | Comments (1) | Permalink
Zombie Pub Crawl
2:00 -3:00 Gathering in Island park (around the gazebo)
3:00 Duffys
4:00 Sports Bar
5:00 Rooters
6:00 Sidestreet
7:00 the Bismarck
8:00 the Empire
9:00 Dempseys
10:00 the Aquarium
Posted by: Charlie B on Thursday, May 08 at 8:18 AM | Comments (2) | Permalink
