Drunken Master

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Drunken Master
(Woo-ping Yuen, 1978)

A kung-fu comedy classic starring Jackie Chan as a spoiled rich snot sent to study under the infamous Drunken Master.

Wow, the Chinese justice system is harsh!


Once again... verbs are hard!


Careful...you don't want to end up sued and in jail...


That's an awfully fancy way of saying "get your hand off my balls."


"Suck guy?" oooh, burn!


But I learned it from Suck guy! What do you expect from me?!


Jackie Chan has just wandered in in his underpants, and this is what the Drunken Master has to say. I think it's time to lay off the booze, buddy.


Really? Like, no way!


Probably because you're so sexy.


Texts from The Book of Oxymoron.


That's a terrible thing to call your auntie! But she does swing an awful lot, I suppose.


Ew, don't share that.


I have no idea what that means.


And that is by far my favorite kung-fu move.


This was a real problem throughout the movie - contractions. They don't always work they way you think they should.

Posted by: Lindsey on 7/04/2006 at 10:07 AM | Comments (1) | Permalink