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			<title>Illuminatus Quotes</title>
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							<![CDATA[Coming back to a book read only one other time 21 years earlier makes one wonder, &quot;How weird of a kid was I?&quot;  It was study hall, tenth grade, the supervisor/instructor that day was a man who once told my parents, &quot;I think your boy is a slow learner.&quot;  Which really fried their noodles when my academic prowess was heralded by my favorite English teacher a few moments later.]]>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 16:29:00 CST</pubDate>
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			<title>O &amp; O</title>
			<link>http://www.areavoices.com/Human/?blog=36347</link>
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							<![CDATA[  Old school Van Halen songs and chain smoking, that's what makes a good Thursday.]]>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 14:22:00 CST</pubDate>
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			<title>The Tampax D-Bags of the Week</title>
			<link>http://www.areavoices.com/Human/?blog=36194</link>
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							<![CDATA[ T-Bone and The Fumble King represent As can be seen from the photo, these are some hard core fashionistas flashing the &quot;we're white, ya'll, we're white, y'all and we're whiter than white and we're white, 'yall,&quot; gang signs.]]>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:45:00 CST</pubDate>
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			<title>Golden Goophers</title>
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							<![CDATA[Wow, I predicted it but am still surprised at how bad the Goophers football team blows goats.]]>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 13:30:00 CST</pubDate>
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			<title>Pennywheels</title>
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							<![CDATA[I know.]]>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:25:00 CST</pubDate>
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