Illuminatus Quotes
Coming back to a book read only one other time 21 years earlier makes one wonder, "How weird of a kid was I?" It was study hall, tenth grade, the supervisor/instructor that day was a man who once told my parents, "I think your boy is a slow learner." Which really fried their noodles when my academic prowess was heralded by my favorite English teacher a few moments later.
"Bob, why does Turnwall think you're a slow learner?"
"I find his method of teaching sociology to be monotonous on an epic level. The only time I am conscious during his period is when he pulls the laughing box out of his cabinet of madness."
"But your father teaches sociology. You should be excelling in that class."
"It's the study of humans. It's retarded."
After learning this knowledge, I refrained from confronting the instructor anymore than my usual look of catatonia in response to his request for regirgitated lecture. But there was a moment, in study hall a few weeks later, when I was asked, "What are you reading? That book is huge!"
"It's three books actually. It's the Illuminatus Trilogy."
"The what?"
"Forget it dingbat cheerleader."
But Turnwall perked up. "Bob, you read?"
"Yeah." I spat, then explained the plot of the book with a few amusing references to the overuse of sexual connotation juxtaposed with swirling conspiracy.
The guy was flabbergasted.
A few quotes from the first half of the trilogy:
"That's the nature of logical thought. All propositions are true in some sense, false in some sense and meaningless in some sense."
"To arrive at a cultural turning point where you decide that all human conduct can be classified in one of two categories, good and evil, is what creates all sin - plus anxiety, hatred, guilt, depression, all the peculiarly human emotions. And of course, such a classification is the very antithesis of creativity."
"There was a young lady from Queens
Who gobbled a plateful of beans
The beans fermented
And she was tormented
By embarrassing sounds in her jeans"
"...modern ideas are just old heresies from the Middle Ages warmed over."
"Never underestimate absurdity, it is one door to the Imagination."
"In a speech that Joe followed only with difficulty, Simon declared that "cultural revolution" was more important than political revolution; that Bugs Bunny should be adopted as the symbol of anarchists everywhere; that Hoffman's discovery of LSD in 1943 was a manifestation of direct intervention with God in human affairs; that the nomination of boar hog Pigasus for President of the United States by the Yippies had been the most "transcendentally lucid" political act of the twentieth century; and the "mass orgies of pot-smoking and fucking, on every street-corner" was the most practical next step in liberating the world from tyranny."
Posted by: The ZaZ on Saturday, November 15 at 16:29 | Comments (4) | Permalink
O & O
Old school Van Halen songs and chain smoking, that's what makes a good Thursday. Hater "yawn" despises this constructive apathy and loathes my loathing. You poor bastard. You're out there working your ass to the grind and spending your free time caring about something that doesn't even exist. You believe and for that I am the one left feeling bad for you. A useless and hopeful victim of the viscious Illuminati who only want your destruction and you give it to them smiling and punched in on time. Laughable.
Actually, I'm glad you left another of your riveting insults. That way Cale finally gets bumped off the front of the page and maybe he'll stop trippin' about his busted colluding last week.
Back to the lecture at hand, Big Ups to Kevin, friend of Sancho, for borrowing us Oracles and Origins, for now, my early Illuminati study as a pesky and inattentive student has a stronger hold with which to banish the believers. Michael Tsarion may not have the extroverted fervor of say, David Eicke, but he has a confident and dignified anger and expresses such in the display of myths tangential throughout early time. If you thought I made fun of Christianity based on its own principles, the proof shown by Tsarion is irrefutable in its explanation that your silly religion is a bastardized version of ancient myths, at best, and the Revelation you so long for is a past event which happened thousands of years ago. It really makes you look silly.
There are plenty of testimonials on his site but I think this sums it up best, "Watching these DVD's is like having your brain removed and returned to you in full bloom after a pass thru the photon belt!" - Lucksmith
I don't even really know what that means but aside from getting the munchies and having to cook something up in the kitchen, I was riveted for hours watching his presentation and it takes many hours. Tsarion's research goes beyond coincidence when you watch him pull out the same stories in myths from myriad peoples of the past from this planet, from the Druids to the Navajo, there it is, in plain sight, a reasonable explanation.
You can't say the truth for then you get the flatline defense of today's slave. "No, it isn't." "Yes, it is." ad nauseum. But I defy you to invest the time and tell me Tsarion's explanation of the ridiculous slavery on this planet isn't a plausible explanation, as crazy as I admit it is. After viewing, you'll find yourself even angrier at the stupidity of humanity and the cruelty and greed of those in power.
You won't have to be like our friendly hater "yawn" who believes what I suffer from is concentrated apathy. Far from it, Dbag. What I suffer from is the same thing you do. I just have a more broad grasp on what it is and who the target of my apathetic vitriol is. And that's not just you. It's everyone. These DVDs are a must-see. It's a lifetime of research. If even for a new perspective, dare you to try it.
Tsarion has a stockpile of texts at the ready during his presentations, many of girth, and one of his best points is the common human can't make time to even read one of these books. They live a life of soundbytes from liars on television. Half of you people don't even read books. The history of this world is kept and always will be kept in literature. There's no movie out there or Cliff's notes to read. But forget I even said anything. Forget you ever heard of Michael Tsarion. You wouldn't be able to handle it anyway. It's too horrible for you to comprehend for it is you, you yawn, who thinks this is a happy place and recent events are the steps to a better world.
You are the truly dillusioned.
Posted by: The ZaZ on Thursday, November 13 at 14:22 | Comments (1) | Permalink
The Tampax D-Bags of the Week
T-Bone and The Fumble King represent
As can be seen from the photo, these are some hard core fashionistas flashing the "we're white, ya'll, we're white, y'all and we're whiter than white and we're white, 'yall," gang signs.
The brothers of fantasy football collusion. The Fumble King used his inane abilities of bitch ass whining combined with a distinct lack of sense of humor to deseat one Peeimp Neis from his team ownership to conveniently replace him with his hooded apprentice T-Bone.
The evidence:
After the underhanded act of deseating Neis, a convenient match-up was set for week 10. T-bone versus The Fumble Kings. Not to seem obvious, these colluded used numerous means to make the conundrum seem to make sense. But like these two rocket scientists, the debris on the launch pad sits in plain view.
1. T.J. Houshmandzadeh left in the line-up. TFK even made a fake call to T-Bone to conveniently "remind" him to put Addai in at running back. This, future investigation has confirmed, was the tip-off that the fix was in.
2. Donte Whitner. I know. Who? A convenient zero from a nobody safety of the Buffalo Bills. 36 points on the year, 1, 2, and 3 points, respectively, the past three weeks. A given for our schemers.
3. Kyle Vanden Bosch. Yeah, last in scoring on T-Bone's team. Scoreless in the past four weeks. He missed the game with a groin injury reported last week, was listed as questionable at the time of lineup submittal. But what can you expect from a team that purposely left a bye player in the lineup. He's not going to check the status of his zeros unless to be certain of the goose egg. Sly work here on the part of T-Bone. Vanden Bosch is a notable name who might make a tackle. But quick review of his past month of non-scoring makes this one of the more blatant proofs of the collusion.
4. Rookie Tight End Dustin Keller. The schemers were almost thrown for a loop when Keller led a charge from behind from T-Bone. Keller scored more points Sunday than he had in five weeks. They weren't counting on a big day from Keller. Obviously, they had planned for another zero to minimal output.
5. Chris Chambers. A convenient zero. They ignored the news of Chambers "clearly not being over his ankle injury."
6. Aside from openly admitting to collusion and accepting the punishment, not yet sanctioned by the league, a telling quote from The Fumble King, "Now the Superstar Tim Hightower piles it on!" This is clearly a failed and veiled attempt at pretending there's nothing unseemly afoot.
There is more evidence, but I believe this is enough to indict T-Bone and The Fumble King on an obvious colluding of forces, aside from a much needed ego boost to our soiled pad friend, Cale. And, all this bullshit caused because somebody can't take a little joke on a Fantasy Football chat board. Is that a banana in your panties or are they just in a bunch?
Posted by: The ZaZ on Monday, November 10 at 19:45 | Comments (1) | Permalink
Golden Goophers
Wow, I predicted it but am still surprised at how bad the Goophers football team blows goats. Every year they bend over and pucker up their anuses for Michigan. Pathetic. Feel bad for Ox. He went to the dome with hope. That had to be a flaccid crowd experience. Then again, what were you thinking? If Michigan had a real offense the score would have been far worse. Bye Bye Little Brown Jug.
Posted by: The ZaZ on Saturday, November 08 at 13:30 | Comments (1) | Permalink
